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第一篇：英语剧本猪八戒VS孙悟空New
英语小品剧本—Sutra-Seek取西经
一、道具准备（Tools needed）
1、一瓶水（one bottle of water）
2、一条木棒（one sticks）
3、一个面具（one masks）
4、一个羽毛球拍(a battledore)
二、出场人物（Performer）
1、孙悟空（Monkey king—Wukong）
2、民女（The girl）
3、猪八戒(Pig guy—Bajie)
4、唐僧（Master—Tangzeng）
三、情景（scene）
Monkey king was going to seek for the sutra when Pig Guy was chasing the girl.Now, let’s go to see what happens.Chapter 1
P: Don’t be shy!Come on, we will become a couple.G: No, I don’t want to.P: just look at me, I am so handsome.G: You are telling lies.You are just a pig.P: Tell you the truth.I used to be … …
G: Stop!Stop!Stop!I don’t believe it.You, a foolish ugly pig, let me go.P: Shut up, stupid.（spat her）
G: Help!Help!Help!
P: Ha Ha Ha, nobody can hear you.Monkey king heard some one was shouting from a way of distance.Chapter 2
MK: No, you are wrong.I can hear it.M: So do I.P: Who you are?
MK: I’m the Mahatma（齐天大圣）, the king of the monkeys.P: Ha Ha Ha, monkey? You think you can defeat（击败）me? Ha Ha Ha, stupid.（Give him the battledore）
MK: Go to hell!
(So Monkey King was fighting with Pig Guy.)（激烈交锋）
M: Stop fighting, you are brothers.MK(amazing): What? Brothers?
（Pig guy pierced（刺）straight at Monkey King when he was in distraction（分心）.Unfortunately, he was pierced in contrary.M: Are you OK? Guy?
P: I am going to die.M: You are going to be my apprentice.Wukong, give me the water.So, the monkey king took the water to his master, and the master let pig guy drink it, but it didn’t help.The girl changed into another form（变形）.(Put on the towel)She took a mask from
his pocket.Chapter 3
G: Are you OK?
P: I’m going to die.If you see Change E in the paradise, tell her, I love her.G: You will revive when you put on the mask, Pig Guy.MK: What? Is that true?
P: I rather to die than put on the ugly mask.M: You should listen to me.You can meet Chang E when you finish the Sutra—Seek.P: Wow.(He put on the mask quickly)
M: Now, you are my apprentice now, and I will name you Bajie.MK: Just look at him.He’s too ugly to meet people.(Pig guy glare to Monkey king with great anger)
M: Who are you? Girl?
G: I’m the God from the heaven.All(amazing):What?
G: Music!
(Singing the song—God is a girl)
G: I have to leave now.I will bless you guys.All(look at each other): Oh, My God.
第二篇：英语小品剧本西游记
;Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest``` 唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧继续唱）
悟空：master,can you stop,.唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!唐僧：Is like a noisy? 悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)
（走着走着，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look!There is a house over there.悟空：really！let’s me have a look!(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.唐僧：Knock the door!悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door!
(门没开，悟空回来)唐僧：You should be polite!like this````(上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开)小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头： Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.（小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。）唐僧、悟空走进）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。）老妈： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened?
老头： Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧： Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老头：Really!Where he is?(悟空过来，亮肌肉)老头：A monkey? 唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.老头： Alas!, master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy!Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒： Darling.Why are you so powerful? 小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.We’d better go to your home.八戒： Go to my house？OK.that’s a great idea.Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further.Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right.You're my wife after all.Come on.八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：Okay.Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒： Yes, I do.I do.继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，玉兰一脚把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：Honey, I am here.八戒： Darling.Why did you go up there?
小女子： That's your fault.八戒： Sorry, darling.I’m very sorry.小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell me the truth first.八戒： Alas!Don’t mention it，I was Tianpeng marshal.I could fly between the heave and the word!Only because I made a big mistake!That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty!Her name is :嫦娥！（刹那回头开始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，两人互视5秒，叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后，八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感动）再唱：你是我的情人····
两人深情对视。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起，跳舞，突然，玉帝出现。八戒放手，嫦娥没站好摔倒，八戒：My lord!It’s not my fault!I beg you pardon!玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together!嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒娇
嫦娥：Daring!He ``he tease me!He tease me!玉帝怒！：Ya!Tianpeng ,I will punish you!Turn you as a pig!A ugly pig!嫦娥：my lord!Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天骄园？ 嫦娥：（撒娇）no no!let’s go to the 紫荆园！there have air condition!玉帝： That’s Ok.My daring!
回想结束，八戒：I was punished by yudi.So I became a pig!That’s why I was so ugly!玉兰：You look too ugly to meet people.八戒： I didn’t want to come here.Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng.I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come.It’s lucky to meet you here.（八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩开）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven.Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒： I am really the immortal.Why don’t you believe me? 小女子
Show me some gongfu then.八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。八戒： Darling.Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can.八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑： You Silly!Look at me.Who am I? 八戒一看，My god!You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，猪八戒甩开孙悟空，双方对峙了一会儿，猪八戒poping，八戒： Can you? 悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.悟空一拳往八戒脸上打，八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet? 八戒：
No, no.I dare not.Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空： I bet you dare not.悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。悟空： You silly, where are you going?
八戒： I'll never make trouble any more.Why don't you let me go? 悟空；；You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒： What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空： Yes.Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out!The spirit has been defeated!
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。悟空： You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：My prentice, what's up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.唐僧：I see!Thank Guanyin!Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.八戒： Thank you, my master!唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.八戒此时并不想走，于是…….Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.you’d better go with us.八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘ Bajie：How old are you gulu youwe.Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》
唱毕，唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走，八戒深情的看着玉兰。Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on.八戒又对着玉兰的爹。Yu’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.八戒此时已无可留恋….Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍着音乐，师徒三人离开了高老庄。
第三篇：英语小品剧本
英语小品剧本-----小红帽
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,what are you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red
Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don’t shot me!
Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf：(应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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